Fartsob

When you fart and it burns so bad you cry.

*riiiiiip* (pause) "WAHHHHHHH!"
"Dude, he just fartsobbed!"

by Armadillon December 21, 2005

fartjob

A fartjob is a sexual act in which one particularly flatulent individual fully inserts their partners penis into their rectum. No thrusting is involved in a fartjob, otherwise it it simply farty anal sex. Instead, one remains idle sitting on their partners dick, and stimulates to completion using only the vibration of flatulence.

Chet: So my neighbors had me over for dinner, after I had them for burrito night at my place.

Jörg: You sneaky bastard! I see where this is going.

Chet: Yeah after a few drinks Mrs. Steinwald moved from her husbands lap over to mine and my dick was already out.

Jörg: Nice! Mexican food the night before really seals the deal. Was her husband suspicious?

Chet: Not at all! Once she finished the fartjob, Mr. Steinwald plopped right down on my dick for fartjob round 2!

by Hammer of Jesus October 29, 2018

Fartmobile

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.

Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.

by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.

Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Fartsomnia

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

by The JBB July 15, 2009

fartnobyl

a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve gass like odor across a large metropolitan area. Often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
A huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a SBD like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power in Russia

Ed: Did you hear about the huge fart Bob ripped in the office last week?

Eric: No what happened?

Ed: He had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one...it was like fartnobyl in the office. It was so bad that Marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!

by threem January 29, 2010

fartso

a plump person who wears glasses and farts often. or A funny rude name for to call a social outcast

he's a bit wierd lets call him fartso

by Bob Marsters June 4, 2003