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Fartsona

A sona who is also fart, coined term by @Monkey_matsu from Instagram.com in the year 2021 :).
Hey guys, check out my fartsona!”

“Wow she’s so cool! “
by Monkey_matsu November 22, 2021
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Fartsnack

A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO
Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."
by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013
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Fartsnaggled

"bro you hungry?" "yeah bro, why?" then they would continue to say "Get Fartsnaggled, noob" and fart in their hand and shove it in their face
by TheKingPotatoo November 15, 2022
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Fartsnapper

one who tries to bite the farts of another. In other words a fart-taster.
Anyone wanna be my fartsnapper for the day?
by mojoooollollolloll September 16, 2010
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fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.
Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.
by QuacksO May 30, 2019
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fartsnart

It’s a fart and a sneeze combined
Man I’m gonna do a crazy (fartsnart)
by Biggie Cheese 248 December 20, 2017
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Fartsnapple

A descriptive word for a passive aggressive person.
‘YOU DO REALISE HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE?!’ she’d shout angrily.
‘Ahh stop bein’ such a fartsnapple!’ the other woman replied rolling her eyes.
by YAMAMAMAMAA June 27, 2020
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