fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.

Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

fartsonsins disease

a disease where your penis is so large it can't fit in a toilet

My grandpa has fartsonsins disease.

by psendrom June 8, 2021