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a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve gass like odor across a large metropolitan area. Often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
A huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a SBD like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power in Russia
Ed: Did you hear about the huge fart Bob ripped in the office last week?

Eric: No what happened?

Ed: He had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one...it was like fartnobyl in the office. It was so bad that Marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!
fartnobyl by threem January 29, 2010
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Fartmobile 

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.
Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.
Fartmobile by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

fartmobile 

A person that has a great degree of cubustable pressure built within the anus that is released with an extreme powerful force of air causing a rotation of wind.
An extremely powerful force of wind from the anal sphincter that could make the human being into a Rocket powered entity a fartmobile.
fartmobile by stinkerdoolittle February 17, 2008

fartwobble 

To sit on a chair and move side to side whilst expelling a fart
I'm going into a fart wobble. hold my beer
Qv to blow a trouser trumpet

To fartwobble
fartwobble by 🐻 The bear December 8, 2019

fartgobblin

If only that fartgobblin cared as much about Russian Bounties on US soldiers as he does banning Tiktok.
fartgobblin by nuumite July 31, 2020

Fartnozzle 

FARTNOZZLE the description of a person or persons acting like a bonehead. That guy is a total fartnozzle. Think of a funnel held your behind and farting. That's a fartnozzle.
That guy is a real fartnozzle.
Fartnozzle by Creative Native April 15, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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