fartnobyl

a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve gass like odor across a large metropolitan area. Often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
A huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a SBD like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power in Russia

Ed: Did you hear about the huge fart Bob ripped in the office last week?

Eric: No what happened?

Ed: He had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one...it was like fartnobyl in the office. It was so bad that Marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!

fartnobyl by threem January 29, 2010

Fartmobile 

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.

Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.

Fartmobile by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

fartmobile 

A person that has a great degree of cubustable pressure built within the anus that is released with an extreme powerful force of air causing a rotation of wind.

An extremely powerful force of wind from the anal sphincter that could make the human being into a Rocket powered entity a fartmobile.

fartmobile by stinkerdoolittle February 17, 2008

fartwobble 

To sit on a chair and move side to side whilst expelling a fart

I'm going into a fart wobble. hold my beer
Qv to blow a trouser trumpet

To fartwobble

fartwobble by 🐻 The bear December 8, 2019

fartgobblin

Your current president.

If only that fartgobblin cared as much about Russian Bounties on US soldiers as he does banning Tiktok.

fartgobblin by nuumite July 31, 2020

Fartnozzle 

FARTNOZZLE the description of a person or persons acting like a bonehead. That guy is a total fartnozzle. Think of a funnel held your behind and farting. That's a fartnozzle.

That guy is a real fartnozzle.

Fartnozzle by Creative Native April 15, 2023