fartjob 

A fartjob is a sexual act in which one particularly flatulent individual fully inserts their partners penis into their rectum. No thrusting is involved in a fartjob, otherwise it it simply farty anal sex. Instead, one remains idle sitting on their partners dick, and stimulates to completion using only the vibration of flatulence.

Chet: So my neighbors had me over for dinner, after I had them for burrito night at my place.

Jörg: You sneaky bastard! I see where this is going.

Chet: Yeah after a few drinks Mrs. Steinwald moved from her husbands lap over to mine and my dick was already out.

Jörg: Nice! Mexican food the night before really seals the deal. Was her husband suspicious?

Chet: Not at all! Once she finished the fartjob, Mr. Steinwald plopped right down on my dick for fartjob round 2!

fartjob by Hammer of Jesus October 29, 2018

Fartjob 

When one recipient with bad gas and a large posterior hotdogs the other recipient, and farts on their penis.

Kim: "I just ate a large cheesy gordita crunch and I need to brap really bad. Do you want a fartjob?"
Kane: "I would love a fartjob, just let me finish my tweet."

Fartjob by safflol2 February 18, 2025

Fartmobile 

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.

Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.

Fartmobile by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

fartnobyl

a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve gass like odor across a large metropolitan area. Often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
A huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a SBD like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power in Russia

Ed: Did you hear about the huge fart Bob ripped in the office last week?

Eric: No what happened?

Ed: He had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one...it was like fartnobyl in the office. It was so bad that Marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!

fartnobyl by threem January 29, 2010

fart-job 

A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.

It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"

Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?

Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!

*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*

Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!

fart-job by Mark H August 4, 2004

fartmobile 

A person that has a great degree of cubustable pressure built within the anus that is released with an extreme powerful force of air causing a rotation of wind.

An extremely powerful force of wind from the anal sphincter that could make the human being into a Rocket powered entity a fartmobile.

fartmobile by stinkerdoolittle February 17, 2008

Fart job

The act of a man inserting pressurized air in a womans anal cavity then fucking with noisy farts slipping out.

Eric pumped Abbas ass with air then she farted all over his cock, he recieved the greatest fart job since rosie o' donnels fabled 1993 fart job.

Fart job by Mcfarthuntd19 February 8, 2010