Fartoon

Female name given to Somali girls

Italian version of "fortune"

A Fartoon is someone with an amazing personality, sense of humor, big heart and beautiful face. She's the best friend you always wanted. Loyal, sweet, kind, considerate and charming.

You're lucky if you have one in your life

Girl 1: Wow that girl was so funny and sweet.

Girl 2: Yup! That's my bestie, Fartoon

by SomebodysRandomGirl September 24, 2017

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Fartoon

To mentally eject a concept, responsibility, memory, or basic piece of information from your brain with zero intention of revisiting it. A deliberate, shameless act of skipping over something inconvenient, boring, or confusing. Stronger than “forget,” more intentional than “overlook,” and usually done for personal peace, chaos, or playful avoidance.

Forms:
• fartooned (past tense)
• fartooning (present participle)
• fartoonable (adj.) — capable of being mentally discarded

I saw the email about the ‘quick team update,’ immediately fartooned it

by Racycaseyyy January 28, 2026

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Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

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Fatoon

A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.

Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.

by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

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