Fartoon 

Female name given to Somali girls

Italian version of "fortune"

A Fartoon is someone with an amazing personality, sense of humor, big heart and beautiful face. She's the best friend you always wanted. Loyal, sweet, kind, considerate and charming.

You're lucky if you have one in your life

Girl 1: Wow that girl was so funny and sweet.

Girl 2: Yup! That's my bestie, Fartoon

Fartoon by SomebodysRandomGirl September 24, 2017

Fartoon

To mentally eject a concept, responsibility, memory, or basic piece of information from your brain with zero intention of revisiting it. A deliberate, shameless act of skipping over something inconvenient, boring, or confusing. Stronger than “forget,” more intentional than “overlook,” and usually done for personal peace, chaos, or playful avoidance.

Forms:
• fartooned (past tense)
• fartooning (present participle)
• fartoonable (adj.) — capable of being mentally discarded

I saw the email about the ‘quick team update,’ immediately fartooned it

Fartoon by Racycaseyyy January 28, 2026

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

Fatoon 

A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.

Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.

Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

Fartronomy 

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

Fartronomy by joseph blough April 12, 2022

fargoon 

A person on league of legends that you should add.

Oh my god look its fargoon!! Must add him.

fargoon by HEHEIMSOSMART July 15, 2014