Farpoon
Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018
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Use when referring to a hot but distant female.
Example:
Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.
Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
Example:
Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.
Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
farpoon by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014
Farpoon
(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
farpoot
When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."
farpoot by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015
fargoon
fargoon by HEHEIMSOSMART July 15, 2014
farpoo
When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.
I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks
farpoo by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010