Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

farpoon

Farpoon: far-pussy

Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.

farpoon by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014

Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.

"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"

Farpoon by anonymous June 14, 2022

farpoot 

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

farpoot by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

fargoon 

A person on league of legends that you should add.

Oh my god look its fargoon!! Must add him.

fargoon by HEHEIMSOSMART July 15, 2014

farpoo 

When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.

I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

farpoo by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010

Fapoon

Much known as a spork but the higher intelligence references the half spoon half fork as a fapoon

Olivia said to Isabella could you please grab me a fapoon

Fapoon by Izzy;) November 19, 2019