Fartbongo 

A derogatory term used to refer to President Obama. It is a poorly constructed insult using two off-rhymes for his last name: Fart = O and bongo = bama.

President Fartbongo is a Socialist and secretly a Muslim.

Fartbongo by think_balance August 2, 2011

Fartbanger 

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

Fartronomy 

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

Fartronomy by joseph blough April 12, 2022

fartmonger 

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

fartmonger by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

fartonomics 

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

fartonomics by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

fartbong 

A beer bong made out of the top half of a Sparkletts and excessively wide plastic tubing which is primarily used to dramatically improve the acoustics of a fart traveling through it.

We stayed up all night ripping em through our fartbong...and I don't think we were even drunk

fartbong by nutsaq February 7, 2003

Fartonomous 

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.

My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.

Fartonomous by Miguanto August 20, 2013