Fartronomy 

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

Fartronomy by joseph blough April 12, 2022

faptronome

A device intended to help train the user to fap in time with music.

A: Finally some good music to masturbate to! Now I can practice keeping in time with the music.

B: Exactly why I invested in a faptronome.

faptronome by soldieroflight September 26, 2011

fartonomics 

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

fartonomics by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

Fartonomous 

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.

My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.

Fartonomous by Miguanto August 20, 2013