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An amazing girl with the most elegant ways of dealing with situations. She has the potential of achieving anything and most of the time reiverigates everyone around her since they can't succumb her .
Farjoon just walked in.
farjoon by Artjoon November 22, 2021
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While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl
“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”
Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018
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A person on league of legends that you should add.
Oh my god look its fargoon!! Must add him.
fargoon by HEHEIMSOSMART July 15, 2014
Farpoon: far-pussy
Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
farpoon by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014
Female name given to Somali girls

Italian version of "fortune"

A Fartoon is someone with an amazing personality, sense of humor, big heart and beautiful face. She's the best friend you always wanted. Loyal, sweet, kind, considerate and charming.

You're lucky if you have one in your life
Girl 1: Wow that girl was so funny and sweet.

Girl 2: Yup! That's my bestie, Fartoon
Fartoon by SomebodysRandomGirl September 24, 2017
Einfach faroon babyyyyyy
faroon by 1203argyro_ November 23, 2021
(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"
Farpoon by anonymous June 14, 2022
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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