Fartooted

Audible fart heard by another person

oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

fartooted

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted

Sorry everyone I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

fartboxed

When one farts sufficiently in a confined space so that it becomes rather potent.

The red fiesta had been farted in so much it had become fartboxed.

by bumboys May 6, 2016

fatootsed

Driven to distraction; colossally frustrated; a combination of being worn out from -- and pissed off by -- the offending person or circumstances.
Root: Yiddish?

Even though she provided tangible proof, the final decision was not in her favor; she was entirely fatootsed by the entire episode, and vowed to put it -- and all its associated michegaas -- behind her and move on.

by neologista January 21, 2009

Fartootled

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.

I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!

by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

Farpooed

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

farooqed

When you get damned

Person 1: oh man I forgot my keys

Person 2: you just got farooqed

by WCG847 January 24, 2021