Fartooted 

Audible fart heard by another person

oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted

Fartooted by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

fartooted 

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted

Sorry everyone I fartooted

fartooted by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

fartboxed 

When one farts sufficiently in a confined space so that it becomes rather potent.

The red fiesta had been farted in so much it had become fartboxed.

fartboxed by bumboys May 6, 2016

fatootsed 

Driven to distraction; colossally frustrated; a combination of being worn out from -- and pissed off by -- the offending person or circumstances.
Root: Yiddish?

Even though she provided tangible proof, the final decision was not in her favor; she was entirely fatootsed by the entire episode, and vowed to put it -- and all its associated michegaas -- behind her and move on.

fatootsed by neologista January 21, 2009

Fartootled 

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.

I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!

Fartootled by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

Farpooed 

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

Farpooed by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

farooqed

When you get damned

Person 1: oh man I forgot my keys

Person 2: you just got farooqed

farooqed by WCG847 January 24, 2021