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de farto
Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!
Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
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el farto!
A powerful expression of disgust or disdain made even more potent when strategically timed with a fierce blast of flatulence.
My dear mother would artfully express her hostility for my adulterous father by sneaking the dinner plate down in front of him while squatting a little, cutting a loud ripper and yelling out, “el farto!”
el farto! by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2019
Forte farto
In music, "forte" (often abbreviated as "f") is a term that means "loud" or "strong." It is a dynamic marking used to indicate that a passage should be played with greater volume and intensity. For example, if a musical score includes "forte," the performer should play the notes more forcefully compared to a passage marked "piano" (soft).
Forte farto by Cheburik August 1, 2024
The Amazing Farto
The Amazing Farto is a clown that is special for kids. Everyone's kids loves The Amazing Farto. No parent's kids have ever disliked The Amazing Farto. He is the superior clown. Everybody doesn't dislike The Amazing Farto
The Amazing Farto, as they say. You have been charged for 50 cases of smuggling crystal meth and 78 cases of kidnapping and torturing. You have been sentenced to 30 years in prison.
The Amazing Farto by somethingmassas June 12, 2021
Factophobe
A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.
He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.
Factophobe by thoof January 25, 2011
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