fartoholic

person who loves to fart

- "You're such a fartoholic"
- "No I'm not! I just fart a lot"

fartoholic by thebearminimum June 26, 2017

fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.

'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'

fartoholic by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

faceoholic 

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.

I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.

faceoholic by Jamfetto December 20, 2008

fartaholic

one who is addicted to farting/ passing gas/ breaking wind/ fumigating the room, etc...

my husband is a fartaholic. he is addicted for farting.

fartaholic by 333turtle333 May 29, 2008

fartolicious 

Fan-fuckin'tastic farts after a fucking good meal.

That meal was fartolicious fantastic dear.

fartolicious by JRoss October 23, 2005

falcoholic 

A fake alcoholic, or someone usually from 14-17 who talks about how they get wasted every night when they have only had alcohol once in their life.

"omg where am i? i feel sooo hung over."
"stfu, your such a falcoholic."

falcoholic by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

fartonomics 

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

fartonomics by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021