Fartmonic

A device - namely a hand - used to augment the sound of flatulence as it exits the butthole.

Many times after a heavy meal, I will play the fartmonica.

by B.M.P. February 14, 2012

Fartmobile

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.

Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.

by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

Faremonium

The state of fear, Fear of saying goodbye to someone you can't let go of, As well as the flashback occurrences and voices confusing or upsetting you.

"He's suffering a faremonium pain after losing her"

"He's not the same after that faremonium memory"

"I'd hate to be in a faremonium she's feeling"

by Kylissa November 18, 2013

fagtronic

A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.

That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

fartmonger

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

fartolicious

Fan-fuckin'tastic farts after a fucking good meal.

That meal was fartolicious fantastic dear.

by JRoss October 23, 2005

Faptronica

A kind of electronic music made to the style of electronica, where the majority of sounds and samples used resemble the sound of a good, all-round hearty fapping sesh.

I was listening to my favourite internet radio station when a song came on sounding quite like nothing I'd ever heard before. It was structured like electronica, but it sounded like a rather hardcore fapping session, just like the one I'd had. I dubbed it 'Faptronica'.

by Acid Raver October 22, 2008