B.M.P.'s definitions

Fartmonic

A device - namely a hand - used to augment the sound of flatulence as it exits the butthole.

Many times after a heavy meal, I will play the fartmonica.

by B.M.P. February 14, 2012

Lady Taffy

A term used to describe a womans vagina in a more textural way but also having a humorous tone about it.

I played with her Lady Taffy for a bit

by B.M.P. February 23, 2011

Hebernaut

A large or fat jew.

That hebernaut Maury ate all the gefilte

by B.M.P. May 8, 2010