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fartmuncher 

One who sniffs and breathes in others farts in an attempt to get hi.
"You're so fat you can't get out the door!"

"At least I'm not a fartmuncher!"
fartmuncher by Sarah to Fiona August 12, 2005
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Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011

Fart Muncher 

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.
That man is a real Fart Muncher!
Fart Muncher by Coolest dude June 5, 2018

Fagmuncher

1. Someone who is of the homosexual orientation and likes to munch on some cock
2. A profanity to use in substitution of words like 'douchebag' or 'idiot' inferring that they are homosexual
Oscar - Wow look at that guy over there..

James - Yeah what a fagmuncher.
Fagmuncher by 69OSCAR69 July 31, 2010

Fagmuncher

A faggot who likes muching on food loudly. Most common fagmunchers much on carrots.
Bob: Hey take it easy on the carrots, fagmuncher!
Fagmuncher by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

fartpuncher 

(slang, pejorative) A homosexual male. The term is generally used to refer to gay men who participate in anal sex. However, like most pejorative terms with homosexual nuance, heterosexual males often use it to jokingly mock one another.
Tom is such a fartpuncher! I caught him doing anal with Joe a dozen times last week!
fartpuncher by northstargamers December 18, 2005

Fagmuncher

A fag who likes to talk mad shit and looks lik a fuking crackhead
Fag:*in gay voice*"Hey rey"
Rey:"WTF!! You fagmuncher"
Fag:"You hurt my feelings"
Fagmuncher by JerseySupraSwag October 8, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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