fartmuncher

One who sniffs and breathes in others farts in an attempt to get hi.

"You're so fat you can't get out the door!"

"At least I'm not a fartmuncher!"

by Sarah to Fiona August 12, 2005

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

by nolrik November 13, 2011

Fart Muncher

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.

That man is a real Fart Muncher!

by Coolest dude June 5, 2018

Fagmuncher

1. Someone who is of the homosexual orientation and likes to munch on some cock
2. A profanity to use in substitution of words like 'douchebag' or 'idiot' inferring that they are homosexual

Oscar - Wow look at that guy over there..

James - Yeah what a fagmuncher.

by 69OSCAR69 July 31, 2010

Fagmuncher

A faggot who likes muching on food loudly. Most common fagmunchers much on carrots.

Bob: Hey take it easy on the carrots, fagmuncher!

by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

fartpuncher

(slang, pejorative) A homosexual male. The term is generally used to refer to gay men who participate in anal sex. However, like most pejorative terms with homosexual nuance, heterosexual males often use it to jokingly mock one another.

Tom is such a fartpuncher! I caught him doing anal with Joe a dozen times last week!

by northstargamers December 18, 2005

Fagmuncher

A fag who likes to talk mad shit and looks lik a fuking crackhead

Fag:*in gay voice*"Hey rey"
Rey:"WTF!! You fagmuncher"
Fag:"You hurt my feelings"

by JerseySupraSwag October 8, 2011