24 definition by I got no pants

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A store that sells smoking implements and accessories for marijuana
I justed picked up a fine bong from the head shop in West Ed. Shall we go burn one?
by I got no pants April 21, 2003

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A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.
If you become a skate park ho, i will lose it.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003

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A person who regularly brings a knife or other cutting tool to their school/workplace in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently play with the knife and use it on every inanimate object in sight.
See also lighter fag
Robert you are a knife fag. Put your Gerber away, you don't impress anyone.
by I got no pants April 20, 2003

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To copulate with someone.
Vanilla version of expressions such as "drown the salty longshoreman", "shake the wild maracca", etc.
Wow! Did you see that grade 8 girl?

Yes. I believe that she and i will get together and verb the adjective noun.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003

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A person who routinely brings a lighter (usually a jet lighter) in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently flash the lighter around other people.
See also knife fag
Wow, amazing, you have a 10-cent jet lighter. Go die, lighter fag.
by I got no pants April 20, 2003

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One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.
Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!
by I got no pants April 20, 2003

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A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.
That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003

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