24 definitions by I got no pants

teendian wagon

An car that has at least 4 aboriginal teenagers in it, usually a complete indian wagon complete with dragging muffler.

Check out that teendian wagon. They almost ran into that building.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

milkweed

Used as a substitute for any other noun.

I punched her right in the milkweed.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

lighter fag

A person who routinely brings a lighter (usually a jet lighter) in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently flash the lighter around other people.
See also knife fag

Wow, amazing, you have a 10-cent jet lighter. Go die, lighter fag.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

knife fag

A person who regularly brings a knife or other cutting tool to their school/workplace in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently play with the knife and use it on every inanimate object in sight.
See also lighter fag

Robert you are a knife fag. Put your Gerber away, you don't impress anyone.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.

Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

SALPS

"Smells Alot Like Pot Syndrome"
The rare condition whereas the victim constantly exudes a slight aroma of marijuana.

I can't go to class today, my SALPS is really acting up.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

indian wagon

An ugly boat of a car with at least 3 air fresheners hanging from the rearview mirror. It is usually three different colors, one always light blue, and extremely rusted.

I found an indian wagon in the bush by the river.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003