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Fartlish 

Fartlish is the language that our ass speaks.
"put more Fartlish on the ball"
Fartlish by Micturition May 14, 2018
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Fartisha 

Farts a lot but is usually a really nice person. They can be very sensitive sometimes and can let their anger out at you. This doesn’t happen very often though. Fartisha’s tend to be very trendy and have a great fashion sense. If you are friends with a Fartisha, she will always be there for you.
“Wow, Fartisha has been my friend for 5 years!”
“She yelled at me for no reason
“Oh, I’m sure she didn’t mean it.”
Fartisha by Ivyaday appba November 10, 2020
fart fetish. To derive sexual pleasure from sniffing a partner's fart. Can be fatal if practiced with an uber-gassy partner in a small enclosure with limited air circulation.
1. My best friend died while playing fartish with that fat bitch!
2. At least he died doing something he loved to do
fartish by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Fartlighting 

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.
Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
Fartlighting by just like honey January 8, 2021
A form of accent “the well fed” population of America has. It can be characterized by a permanent degree of heavy breathing, as the fat around their throat strangles their vocal cords.

Fatlish is a dialect of English that often times accompanies perverse behavior, such as masturbating to fast food commercials.

Fatlish may make the US a bilingual society in the future.
I can't understand the fatlish that obese slob speaks.

That pervert radio show host is fluent in fatlish, no wonder why he is so comfortable talking about his ass fetish.

In the future, fatlish maybe a largely spoken language in America.
Fatlish by toofattofail March 31, 2013
1) Resembles a Fart
2) Fart like
3) Stupid and Old
4) Old fart like
"That shirt is fartish!"
"She is a fartish person!"
"Now, don't be fartish."
Fartish by Kris April 5, 2005
Fartish, a not so common word only used in the rural parts of new jersey and an exclusive part of nebraska. fartish can be used as an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, almost anything.
Adjective: You are a fartish person!
Noun: That fartish never gave me my money.
Verb: He just fartished all over the place.
Adverb: Wow, did you see that man run fartishly?
fartish by bex April 5, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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