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A form of accent “the well fed” population of America has. It can be characterized by a permanent degree of heavy breathing, as the fat around their throat strangles their vocal cords.

Fatlish is a dialect of English that often times accompanies perverse behavior, such as masturbating to fast food commercials.

Fatlish may make the US a bilingual society in the future.
I can't understand the fatlish that obese slob speaks.

That pervert radio show host is fluent in fatlish, no wonder why he is so comfortable talking about his ass fetish.

In the future, fatlish maybe a largely spoken language in America.
Fatlish by toofattofail March 31, 2013
Words you can keep

fatfished 

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.
I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished
fatfished by NoPo10's May 24, 2016
Related Words
spun-off from the popularization of the term catfish as seen in the documentary or on Mtv.

This directly relates to when a person intentional lies about their weight because they are far larger than they appear on their dating profile.
Bro: "Dude, that chick Beth I met of friendster, said she was 105 on her profile, when we met in person she actually weigh 105 more than me"

Dude: "Bro, you got fatfished"

Warning signs:
High angle close ups.
Animal profile pictures.
They list their body type as "a little extra"
fatfish by tubbytom February 7, 2013
Fattish is a term which defines somebody who is the most obese stage of obesity
Fattish is a word to instantly annihilate somebody who is at least somewhat fat .
Using this word against a fat person in an argument instantly makes you the winner of the arguement
Boy 1: ur fat
Boy 2: ur fatter
Boy 1: well you're the fattest
Boy 2: well you're fattish
Boy 1: *dies*
Fattish by Stasiu12399 December 22, 2018

Fatfished 

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.
Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...
Fatfished by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018
-verb

When a fat or non-desirable female uses deceptive camera angles to give the illusion of being attractive or skinny to lure men into sex.
Jarrod: Did you ever hook up with that chick that you swiped right and matched with?
Blake: yeah she showed up at my door and fatfished me!
Jarrod: Did you still have sex with her?
Blake: I couldn't back out once I opened the door; I was committed .
FatFish by Hans Buttplower July 5, 2018
an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.
Brian: Clarissa you are so failish.
Clarissa: *cries*
Sam: You should cease existing.
failish by Dramacouch February 8, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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