fartlighter

A flamethrower (the weapon).

I had a quad-powered rocket launcher, but still got fragged by someone with a fartlighter.

by Machine Man January 1, 2009

Fartlighting

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.

Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."

by just like honey January 8, 2021

fartlighting

gaslighting but epic

gretel : “timmy.. stop fartlighting me.”
timmy : “no”

by fwoot September 15, 2021

Fartlighting

Fartlighting is a colloquialism, loosely defined as manipulating someone into questioning their own perception of reality of who or whom farted and is to even question what is a fart?

Actually it WAS me farting in front of you all the years and I WAS fartlighting you.

by Zubra January 24, 2024