Farmnesia

Farmnesia is the yearly forgetfulness that happens to most farmers and gardeners that keeps them coming back for more the next year, despite oftentimes having major struggles. This amnesia happens when you grow seeds, watch most die, plant the ones that survived, water them until they grow, & get upset when many got killed by fungi / diseases or are eaten by insects / animals. You put so much hard work your garden and your brain suppresses the bad outcomes. Thus, you forget how hard it was (hence amnesia). You end up doing the same cycle the very next year because you forgot how hard it was the year before.

I think farmer Joe has a farmnesia. The last three years he had no luck with his garden, but he’s doing it again… happily.

by Unison214 February 25, 2026

famnesia

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

by JG percussion March 3, 2011

Fabnesia

Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.

(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!

by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015

Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013

femnesia

When a female, angrily says to another mostly a male, stop calls I don't want this relationship anymore, I hate you don't call me anymore. And then anywhere from a few minutes to an hour later she actually level she's never said that she don't remember her she swears up and down that she was not the one. Hintz FEMNESIA.

WOW! My girlfriend just told me that she hates me, and that she never wants to see me nor be with me ever again. She even text it to me. NOW SHE DENIES THAT SHE EVER SAID THAT TO ME ALL. SHE MUST HAVE FEMNESIA.

by StillWill59 August 19, 2019

filmnesia

the inability to remember within the first 10 minutes of a movie whether or not you have seen it before.

"Wait a minute, I think i've already seen this movie before."

"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

armnesia

When you raise your arm you forget what you were going to say to the teacher of the classroom.

When I raised my hand, my teacher called on me and I had a sudden struck of armnesia.

by Jonathan Lamones March 15, 2008