5 definitions by TheGoodTwin
An unknown injury or damage done to oneself while under the influence. Common abbreviation for a Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury.
Steve woke up with a MARI. He had two cuts on his forearm and can't remember how or where he got them.
by TheGoodTwin November 20, 2020
Adjective.
Used to describe or rate the quality of a location, restaurant, or gathering relative to the likeliness of contracting COVID 19 (a.k.a. Corona Virus).
Noun.
A person that is worth the risk of contracting a deadly disease to be near or to have intimate and sustained contact.
Used to describe or rate the quality of a location, restaurant, or gathering relative to the likeliness of contracting COVID 19 (a.k.a. Corona Virus).
Noun.
A person that is worth the risk of contracting a deadly disease to be near or to have intimate and sustained contact.
1. There is no way this meeting is Corona worthy.
2. Rachel is really corona worthy so I would give her a hug and a kiss.
3. I am staying safe and home, there is no party that is corona worthy.
2. Rachel is really corona worthy so I would give her a hug and a kiss.
3. I am staying safe and home, there is no party that is corona worthy.
by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020
Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.
(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!
by TheGoodTwin August 18, 2015
Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.
This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.
This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.
He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.
Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.
Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.
by TheGoodTwin March 31, 2020
What one calls the person that is waiting for a relationship to break up so they can slip in and steal the other person. The role of catcher's position is difficult to sustain because he or she must listen to every boring relationship detail in hopes of being in-the-know when the time is right to strike.
Term first used in 1990 in Bolton Hill.
Term first used in 1990 in Bolton Hill.
by TheGoodTwin February 18, 2012