Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.
(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!
by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015
Get the Fabnesia mug.Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.
Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.
by JG percussion March 3, 2011
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Forgetting that you are not a F.O.B. (fresh off the boat) and slipping in a non-English word in your vocabulary.
"Thanks very much for calling Mrs. Smith, have a great day. Okay, Yallah bye." Friend "Wow! you're such a FOB!" In defence, "I'm sorry it was just a slip of Fobnesia."
by Coptic Damo July 28, 2009
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Get the Milk of Fagnesia mug."I know you are going to the grocery store honey, but I dont know what I want for dinner. I just ate lunch and have bad famnesia"
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