Fabnesia

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Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.

(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!

Fabnesia by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015

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famnesia

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

famnesia by JG percussion March 3, 2011

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Fobnesia

Forgetting that you are not a F.O.B. (fresh off the boat) and slipping in a non-English word in your vocabulary.

"Thanks very much for calling Mrs. Smith, have a great day. Okay, Yallah bye." Friend "Wow! you're such a FOB!" In defence, "I'm sorry it was just a slip of Fobnesia."

Fobnesia by Coptic Damo July 28, 2009

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Fapnesia

You don't have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.

"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia

Fapnesia by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014

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Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

Milk of Fagnesia by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

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famnesia

The phenomenon that after eating a big meal you cannot imagine ever being hungry again.

"I know you are going to the grocery store honey, but I dont know what I want for dinner. I just ate lunch and have bad famnesia"

famnesia by Snuggs O'Dade May 22, 2008

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fapnesia

a condition when you forget when you masturbated or if you even masturbated at all

Person: I'm kind horny right now. I think I'll jack off. Wait didn't I jack off earlier today? I think I have fapnesia

fapnesia by capitan fap February 25, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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