Fabnesia

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Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.

(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!

Fabnesia by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015

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famnesia

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

famnesia by JG percussion March 3, 2011

Related Words

Fabnesia • famnesia • fapnesia • Fobnesia • Milk of Fagnesia

Fobnesia

Forgetting that you are not a F.O.B. (fresh off the boat) and slipping in a non-English word in your vocabulary.

"Thanks very much for calling Mrs. Smith, have a great day. Okay, Yallah bye." Friend "Wow! you're such a FOB!" In defence, "I'm sorry it was just a slip of Fobnesia."

Fobnesia by Coptic Damo July 28, 2009

Fapnesia

You don't have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.

"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia

Fapnesia by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014

Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

Milk of Fagnesia by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

famnesia

The phenomenon that after eating a big meal you cannot imagine ever being hungry again.

"I know you are going to the grocery store honey, but I dont know what I want for dinner. I just ate lunch and have bad famnesia"

famnesia by Snuggs O'Dade May 22, 2008

fapnesia

a condition when you forget when you masturbated or if you even masturbated at all

Person: I'm kind horny right now. I think I'll jack off. Wait didn't I jack off earlier today? I think I have fapnesia

fapnesia by capitan fap February 25, 2014

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026