facenesia

Inability to remember faces.

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia

by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

famnesia

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

by JG percussion March 3, 2011

Fabnesia

Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.

(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!

by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015

facnasian

possibly the grossest thing on the planet.
fat+asian+acne=facnasian
beware of an encounter

me: how was that blind date last night?
joe: Bitch was a facnasian
me:oh what the fuck
joe: yeah i threw my food in the bitch's face proceedingly threw up everywhere than i let her know.

me: oh faasho then we smoke or blunts

by rower101 May 14, 2010

fucknesia

Adj. The condition in which you forget who, where, and how you fucked. (Most common in drunk ass fucks.)

"We fucked before??? damn, I must have fucknesia." or "I must have fucknesia cause I don't remember nutting on your ear???"

by I forgot...Fucknesia! June 13, 2004

fucknesia

When you can't remember the last time you fucked.

Girl: We need to have sex. It's been a while.
Boy: What?!? We just had sex last night!
Girl: Damn, I must have fucknesia!

by NymphoCRS May 29, 2011

Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019