facenesia

Inability to remember faces.

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia

facenesia by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

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famnesia

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

famnesia by JG percussion March 3, 2011

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Fabnesia

Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.

(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!

Fabnesia by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015

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facnasian

possibly the grossest thing on the planet.
fat+asian+acne=facnasian
beware of an encounter

me: how was that blind date last night?
joe: Bitch was a facnasian
me:oh what the fuck
joe: yeah i threw my food in the bitch's face proceedingly threw up everywhere than i let her know.

me: oh faasho then we smoke or blunts

facnasian by rower101 May 14, 2010