filmnesia

the inability to remember within the first 10 minutes of a movie whether or not you have seen it before.

"Wait a minute, I think i've already seen this movie before."

"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

famnesia

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.

Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.

by JG percussion March 3, 2011

femnesia

When a female, angrily says to another mostly a male, stop calls I don't want this relationship anymore, I hate you don't call me anymore. And then anywhere from a few minutes to an hour later she actually level she's never said that she don't remember her she swears up and down that she was not the one. Hintz FEMNESIA.

WOW! My girlfriend just told me that she hates me, and that she never wants to see me nor be with me ever again. She even text it to me. NOW SHE DENIES THAT SHE EVER SAID THAT TO ME ALL. SHE MUST HAVE FEMNESIA.

by StillWill59 August 19, 2019

famnesia

The phenomenon that after eating a big meal you cannot imagine ever being hungry again.

"I know you are going to the grocery store honey, but I dont know what I want for dinner. I just ate lunch and have bad famnesia"

by Snuggs O'Dade May 22, 2008

Famnesia

1. It is when you bump into a family member in public and they pretend that they do not know you and vice versa.

2. Or when you have completely forgetten someone is family.

FAMNESIA

1.
Fam's friend: Hey isn't that your cousin?

Fam's cousin: *waves ecstatically*
Fam: *looks cousin in to the very depths of their soul* Nope. Don't know them.

2.
Mother: We are off to visit your uncle (insert name here) in the hospital!
You: ....who the heck is that???

by W0rdPl@y September 13, 2016

famnesia

The ability to forget about one's family once they are out of your sight

As soon as Tommy got on the train to go back home, famnesia kicked in and he completely forgot all the details of every conversation he had and every family member's face! He felt free

by JoeFish 25 July 6, 2019

Farmnesia

Farmnesia is the yearly forgetfulness that happens to most farmers and gardeners that keeps them coming back for more the next year, despite oftentimes having major struggles. This amnesia happens when you grow seeds, watch most die, plant the ones that survived, water them until they grow, & get upset when many got killed by fungi / diseases or are eaten by insects / animals. You put so much hard work your garden and your brain suppresses the bad outcomes. Thus, you forget how hard it was (hence amnesia). You end up doing the same cycle the very next year because you forgot how hard it was the year before.

I think farmer Joe has a farmnesia. The last three years he had no luck with his garden, but he’s doing it again… happily.

by Unison214 February 25, 2026