Farito

A shitty beach full of balseros, cubans, loud people and other undesirables.

AKA as Bill Braggs state park

Hey bro, we going to farito this weekend, you in?

by EpicFailDude May 18, 2022

Farito

A shitty beach full of balseros, low lifes, loud ass Cubans and other undesirables

Hey, we going to farito saturday, you in?

by EpicFailDude May 18, 2022

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

frito coochie

When a girl has a vagina that smells like a bag of fritos or can be associated with gonorrhea or chlamydia Nasty UncleanCooch)

Bro did you know Kylie Jenner has a frito coochie, she should close her legs

by PPSOFTBrynanna April 12, 2019

de farto

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.

Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"

by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011

fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartouflage

Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.

I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.

by adamrafael4 February 19, 2011