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A shitty beach full of balseros, low lifes, loud ass Cubans and other undesirables
Hey, we going to farito saturday, you in?
Farito by EpicFailDude May 18, 2022
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fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.
That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.
fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

frito coochie 

When a girl has a vagina that smells like a bag of fritos or can be associated with gonorrhea or chlamydia Nasty UncleanCooch)
Bro did you know Kylie Jenner has a frito coochie, she should close her legs
frito coochie by PPSOFTBrynanna April 12, 2019

de farto 

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
de farto by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011

fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartouflage 

Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.
I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.
Fartouflage by adamrafael4 February 19, 2011