Nappitizer

Nappitizer is the nap you take right before bedtime.

Dob took a nappitizer on the couch after the big game and then woke up to go to bed for the night.

by Jesykah November 18, 2013

Nappetizer

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.

Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"

by CHillsPro December 16, 2008

Nappetizer

Falling asleep before you actually go to bed, usually when watching tv, then getting up and going to bed for the main course, followed by the dessert of snoozing in the morning. Like most appetizers, it is unecessary yet rewarding for instant gratification.

I so was comfortable on the couch watching Highway to Heaven reruns when the urge for a nappetizer overwhelmed me, luckily the show gave me nightmares and I woke up in time to go to bed crying.

by giddycracker October 23, 2012

Fappitizer

Looking at pictures before you have fap, and you start rubbing ur doodle

Wow this pictures hot,im gonna have a Fappitizer

by HerpDeeDerp November 6, 2010

Nappetizer

a small nap taken before a bigger nap or slumber to stimulate one's nappetite

Haya call her work naps, nappetizers because she can still take a big nap when she gets home

by Moosewallah January 17, 2022

Happitizers

Happy hour Appetizers - these tidbits of unusually expensive appetizers are somewhat affordable when the restaurant of choice offers to literally split the cost in two. By splitting and slashing the cost of the tasty tangible treats, frugal couples usually order three or more Happitizers which easily substitutes for a regular dinner meal shared among chintzy friends or a penny pinching family seeking a budget buzz. Happitizer Budget Bonus Benefit is when accompanying margaritas are only $1.00, and joined together with happitizers, making an already thrifty date with friends seem even more inexpensive and highly desired for repeat echoed dates striving for an encore of entertainment.

Eric running through through high school halls yelling: “when is the next Happitizers happening”?

Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”

by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018

Nappitite

When you want to eat but you are too tired.

I would nappitite on a plane.

by Nappitite March 6, 2020