Faportunity 

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009

Failportunity 

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

Failportunity by Brownwater March 2, 2009

Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.

"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(

Fartunity by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

fapertunity by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012

fopportunity 

A make believe opportunity (FAKE opportunity) that people pretend is real. E.g.: Your boss has you enter, into the company's sales pipeline , an opportunity to close an enormous sale as though it were a real opportunity with potential revenue, but there is no chance of closing that sale. E.g.: Someone banters on about a job opportunity as though they were going to land the job when in reality they are grossly unqualified and have no chance of gaining the job.

Sales admin keeps requesting updates on that pipeline Fopportunity !

If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.

fopportunity by AWarrenP. June 11, 2018