Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
by Sassygassy January 08, 2014
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fartun

A beautiful Wonderfull and a truly amazing person, fartun has the power to seduce any man with her looks but choses not to cause her hearts pure and no guy is worthy unless she has deemed you worthy enough, if you come across a fartun Don't let her go, MARRY HER
Omg I saw a fartun the other day, Man she's hott
by mr james101 September 11, 2011
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Fartuning

The art of using your hands to position your butt cheeks to achieve the best possible sound from a fart
Girlfriend - That was a very tuneful fart... it sounded like a flute
Me - Yeah... I was fartuning
by meagee February 10, 2015
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fartun

A ugly pig that eats ass
hey wanna go out to eat fartun
by ksjndksn June 04, 2018
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fartun

hey you are a fartun on gang
by ksjndksn June 04, 2018
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Fartun

Pretty girl rude mannerisms. Into Pop culture like she’s a celebrity. Owns True Religion Probably. Usually bald but can have hair occasionally. Super thick and thinks she’s Nicki Minajs first daughter
Stop being a fucking Fartun
by crazygirlbigworldcutthechecks December 11, 2023
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Fartune

His Fartune was mighty as he had eaten a hearty lunch of cabbage.
by Pablo Waldrones October 05, 2022
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