Failportunity
The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.
Failportunity by Brownwater March 2, 2009
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fapportunity
Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012
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Faportunity
1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009
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Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012
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fapportunity by shuamu May 12, 2016
Flipportunity
Man - I saw a great flipportunity on Zillow.
Realtor- Don't be shocked if that place doesn't really exist, zillow is the craplord of real estate information aggregates.
Realtor- Don't be shocked if that place doesn't really exist, zillow is the craplord of real estate information aggregates.
Flipportunity by Mateo Realtor May 3, 2014
Fapportunity
A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.
Fapportunity by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019
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