Stroking

Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.

Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

Ooi

A small, husky Asian. Derives from the old Mongol term, "Yurdan Ooi" which denoted the lowest-ranking associate of the military, the lad who would shovel the horse defecation and was sometimes condemned to eat it for the entertainment of the warlords. Literally translates to: "Invisible dick"

Haggai: Hey, did you see that Asian guy over there hitting on the high-school freshman chick?

Ryan: Yeah, that guy is short enough that she probably can't tell he is in college. What an Ooi!

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Jerking It

Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:

Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.

Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012