Fappertunity
An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.
Fappertunity by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024
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fapportunity
Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012
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fapertunity
Noun:
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
fapertunity by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013
Faportunity
1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009
Fapportunity
Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012
fopportunity
A make believe opportunity (FAKE opportunity) that people pretend is real. E.g.: Your boss has you enter, into the company's sales pipeline , an opportunity to close an enormous sale as though it were a real opportunity with potential revenue, but there is no chance of closing that sale. E.g.: Someone banters on about a job opportunity as though they were going to land the job when in reality they are grossly unqualified and have no chance of gaining the job.
Sales admin keeps requesting updates on that pipeline Fopportunity !
If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.
If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.
fopportunity by AWarrenP. June 11, 2018
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fapportunity by shuamu May 12, 2016
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