naportunity

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.

It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.

by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

Snaportunity

An opportunity for an epic snap chat.

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"

by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.

"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."

by Locutionary March 1, 2009

Nopportunity

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.

"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)

by smartashley October 5, 2012

Faportunity

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

by that one brotha January 28, 2009

napportunity

An opportunity to take a nap.

I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.

by Halesssss September 2, 2016

window of napportunity

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.

Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

by charger752 October 22, 2010