Favortunity

A portmanteau of "favor" and "opportunity." A situation where doing a favor for someone else simultaneously creates a beneficial opportunity, advantage, or "win-win" scenario for yourself.

“I agreed to watch my boss's dog this weekend, but it turned out to be a total favortunity because his house is right next to the beach and has a private pool.”
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Favortunity by DC Phillip October 29, 2026

Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.

"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(

Fartunity by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

fapertunity by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

Faportunity 

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012

favortunistic 

to use an opportunity in your favor.

It would be very favortunistic of you to use your company credit card to take your friends out to lunch.

favortunistic by nerdherd4173 September 28, 2010