Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough January 16, 2012

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 February 10, 2012

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

Fapportunity

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...

by Musabisama August 12, 2019

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 07, 2019