fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

Fapportunity

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...

by Musabisama August 12, 2019

Failportunity

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

by Brownwater March 2, 2009

flopportunity

1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.

Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.

Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.

by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018