Fapna 

A dirty, dirty Israeli whore who enjoys booboes, soft corn and goat cheese sammiches. Also known as the great butthorn.

Person 1: I am your worst nightmare, butthorn
Person 2: Fapna?

Fapna by Shimmy-Chonga September 1, 2011

map fanatic 

Someone who loves maps excessively; they have tons of them in their home.

I'm a Bigtime map fanatic & have so very many maps in my house & love them all. Maps of the Constellations, globe, world maps, atlases, state maps, local maps.

map fanatic by Starchylde June 14, 2016

fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

fanalysis by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

fanasco

A humiliating incident that is essentially the same as a fiasco but is on national TV.

After the fanasco of the champagne stealing.

fanasco by champagne stealer January 17, 2020

fapnado

The act of spinning around as fast as you can while masturbating in order to cover all four walls with semen in whatever room you are in.

"You see that homeless guy doing a mister twister in the parking garage today?"

"What the fuck?!"

"It was a straight class F6 fapnado!"

fapnado by tytz420 April 17, 2015

facebook fanatic 

When a person on Facebook becomes fans of literally every little thing they believe that they are associated with. The person shows how hip they are by being fans of everything cool and appearing to be interested in things for attention.

Friend 1: Jeez, Joe is now a fan of getting crunk, sleeping in, the NFL, and like 10 other things.

Friend 2: Wow, Joe has really turned into a facebook fanatic hasn't he?

facebook fanatic by Gmen35 December 7, 2009