Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

Fapnapkin by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

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Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.

"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"

Fap Napkin by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011

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Fapnapkin • Fagnapping

Fagnapping

When a gay man is kidnapped or abducted for all types of kinky pleasures.

Dude I was going to Mickey D's and saw a fagnapping of a guy in broad daylight.

Fagnapping by joyjoy_flying monkey May 19, 2009

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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