fapnado

The act of spinning around as fast as you can while masturbating in order to cover all four walls with semen in whatever room you are in.

"You see that homeless guy doing a mister twister in the parking garage today?"

"What the fuck?!"

"It was a straight class F6 fapnado!"

fapnado by tytz420 April 17, 2015

Fagnado 

A gaggle of queers on a marry-go-round

Bobby decided that he'd join the fagnado even though his friends advised against it.

Fagnado by Theslippyone November 17, 2017

fapadoo 

Masturbating or having sex while high and spun to the rafters!

Wow! She did a 10 and 2 on the pipe, followed by a hot rail, and it was fapadoo city!

fapadoo by Smoked Out! November 20, 2020

Fatnado 

Any fat person or animal that causes destruction.

My fat Siamese tore my living room apart! What a fatnado!

Fatnado by Cakethief June 23, 2019

fapadox 

when you be sad cuz you fapped, so you fap again to be happy

those fapadoxes are making me thirsty

fapadox by i_saw_sasquatch March 24, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019