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Fap Slap 

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.
Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!
Fap Slap by wahsnayr May 11, 2010
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Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.
Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
Slap Fap by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap 

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.
I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.
fapslap by polydizzle February 5, 2009

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026