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Fap Slap

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.
Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!
by wahsnayr May 11, 2010
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Slap Fap

Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.
Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 28, 2011
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fapslap

The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.
I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.
by polydizzle February 5, 2009
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