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Slap Fap
Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.
Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
Slap Fap by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Related Words
slapfap • slapap • slapappy • Slapfanatice • Slapfart • Slapgap • slaphapper • slaphappier • slaphappiest • Slaptap
SnapFap
Person 1: "bro, mikaela sent me a 3 second snapchat"
Person 2: "were you able too..."
Person1: "yeah i chucked a mad snapfap"
Person 2: "were you able too..."
Person1: "yeah i chucked a mad snapfap"
SnapFap by Ryan Batten July 9, 2015
slapnap
When one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a "nap" when, in fact, they are actually going to go masturbate.
Nikesh: "Sorry guys, this looks like fun, but I gotta go take a nap."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."
slapnap by GunterClemson August 26, 2010
slapappy
when usually ethnic women feel the need to yell and clap their hand and slap themselves when they are excited
slapappy by english honors 12 October 15, 2012
slaphappy
due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high
Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"
slaphappy by sami and syd July 2, 2006
Your Slaphappy Grandpappy
Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!
Your Slaphappy Grandpappy by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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