fapslap

The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.

I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.

by polydizzle February 5, 2009

faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

by I made this up. June 16, 2014

fatslapper

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.

"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."

by Fatslapper October 10, 2009

fatslapper

A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together...

She's a real fatslapper...

by Smokehouse December 18, 2004

flapslap

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.

"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"

by hazbad April 29, 2007

fapclap

The act of a male becoming erect, sitting up in his bed or chair, and clapping his hands with the erect penis in between. One can upgrade if they desire by using pans, books or anything in their arsenal.

GF- "Hey (boyfriend) let's have sex"
BF- "sure thing (girlfriend)"
*undresses himself
GF- "OMG WTF WHY IS YOUR DICK SWELLED AND BRUISED"
"I was fapclapping last night it was pantastic"

by Annandzilla October 23, 2013

fatslap

some one who is fat and touches themselves at night.

my room-ate is a fatslap, all he does is eat and touch himself at night

by RVL12 March 4, 2008