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Falsalgia 

False Nostalgia. A weird sense of nostalgia for a past event or time that you never personally experienced. Otherwise known as Empathetic Confusion.
"Man, Heartbeats by the Knife fills me with Falsalgia."
Falsalgia by Jenka January 20, 2013
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fapstalgia 

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.
Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.
fapstalgia by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014
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falstalgia 

a misguided feeling of nostalgia,
a longing for a past that:
1. really wasn't that great
2. you weren't around for
When I hear music that reminds me of my crappy old school, I can't help getting a feeling of falstalgia
falstalgia by falstalgic February 20, 2013

fantalgia 

The feeling of nostalgia towards something that never existed.
Person 1: "Don't you remember that old insert object here from back in insert year here?"
Person 2: "Uhh, no?"
Person 1: "I swear it was real!"
Person 2: "It's probably fantalgia."
fantalgia by carterUD November 19, 2021

Famstalgia 

When you have fond memories of attending Florida A&M Univerisity
Man, I have a serious case of Famstalgia
Famstalgia by Rosy's Son May 20, 2020

Fastalgia 

When a relatively new event / song / quote / phenomenon seems a lot older than it really is, due to excessive use & saturation from non stop bombardment from many different sources.
Tired of hearing that new Hindi song so many times, i feel exhausted by it’s fastalgia already…
Fastalgia by vyrusrama June 15, 2022

fastalgia 

A phenomenon

(song/dialogue/quote/event) very recent but feels like it’s been around for a long time already, due to oversaturation & excessive use across many directions.
I’ve heard that new Hindi song on Reels so many times, I’m already suffering a bout of fastalgia
fastalgia by vyrusrama June 15, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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