fantalgia 

The feeling of nostalgia towards something that never existed.

Person 1: "Don't you remember that old insert object here from back in insert year here?"
Person 2: "Uhh, no?"
Person 1: "I swear it was real!"
Person 2: "It's probably fantalgia."

fantalgia by carterUD November 19, 2021

Fantashia 

Pretty has talent she's a savage she may look nice on the outside but she is a thug in the inside she's a jawn she cute she has her ways to get what she wants she's hot sexy beautiful and friendly Fantashia will be short for Fanny , Phanny, or Tashia

That girl is a Fantashia man!!

Damnnn Fantashia

Fantashia by Tawaa December 3, 2016

mullet fantasia 

The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.

Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.

mullet fantasia by Jim Sammartino October 3, 2008

Fantasia

A girl whose beyond beautiful and incredibly intelligent. Shes a bit shy at first but when you get to know her shes a great person and you can always have a great time with her around. "Something fantastic"

Ay dude that girl's so cool,she's a definite Fantasia, man.

Fantasia by TheyCallMeLegend August 27, 2011

fartaliate 

Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.

Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"

fartaliate by urblexicon July 19, 2015

fapstalgia 

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.

Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.

fapstalgia by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014

fantasias 

A brand of cigarette produced by Nat Sherman. The cigarettes are different colors, as opposed to white, and the filters are gold. Cigarette colors include pink, blue, red, green, and yellow. These cigarettes are also made with good, additive free tobacco so that they are not as bad as regular cigarettes.

Joe: Get me a pack of Fantasias please.

Clerk: Those are the colorful ones, right?

Joe: Yes.

fantasias by Joe Equals Zero. November 19, 2006