When a relatively new event / song / quote / phenomenon seems a lot older than it really is, due to excessive use & saturation from non stop bombardment from many different sources.
by vyrusrama June 15, 2022
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(song/dialogue/quote/event) very recent but feels like it’s been around for a long time already, due to oversaturation & excessive use across many directions.
(song/dialogue/quote/event) very recent but feels like it’s been around for a long time already, due to oversaturation & excessive use across many directions.
by vyrusrama June 15, 2022
Get the fastalgia mug.1. A feeling of yearning for a time in the past, even though you may never have experienced that time yourself.
2. Thinking the past was better than it was, simply because your future hasn't turned out the way you wanted it to.
2. Thinking the past was better than it was, simply because your future hasn't turned out the way you wanted it to.
"Whenever I hear 'Piano Man', I get the weirdest wave of fauxstalgia..."
Looking through her highschool yearbook, Nancy suddenly became fauxstalgic.
Looking through her highschool yearbook, Nancy suddenly became fauxstalgic.
by Sameta2 August 24, 2007
Get the fauxstalgia mug.Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.
Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
by urblexicon July 19, 2015
Get the fartaliate mug.Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Get the fauxstalgia mug.Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.
by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014
Get the fapstalgia mug.A fake feeling of nostalgia for something old you didn't actually experience - like Instagram filters and throwback branding from before you could actually walk.
The 20-year old said the X-Pro II filter in Instagram really gave him fauxstalgia for the good old days back in the 1970's.
by TheMaggiest April 16, 2015
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