Fastalgia
When a relatively new event / song / quote / phenomenon seems a lot older than it really is, due to excessive use & saturation from non stop bombardment from many different sources.
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Fastalgia • falstalgia • Famstalgia • fantalgia • fapstalgia • fauxstalgia • nastalgia • Pastalgia • Falsalgia • Fartaliar
fauxstalgia
1. A feeling of yearning for a time in the past, even though you may never have experienced that time yourself.
2. Thinking the past was better than it was, simply because your future hasn't turned out the way you wanted it to.
2. Thinking the past was better than it was, simply because your future hasn't turned out the way you wanted it to.
"Whenever I hear 'Piano Man', I get the weirdest wave of fauxstalgia..."
Looking through her highschool yearbook, Nancy suddenly became fauxstalgic.
Looking through her highschool yearbook, Nancy suddenly became fauxstalgic.
fauxstalgia by Sameta2 August 24, 2007
fartaliate
Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.
Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
fartaliate by urblexicon July 19, 2015
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
fapstalgia
Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.
fapstalgia by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014
fauxstalgia
A fake feeling of nostalgia for something old you didn't actually experience - like Instagram filters and throwback branding from before you could actually walk.
The 20-year old said the X-Pro II filter in Instagram really gave him fauxstalgia for the good old days back in the 1970's.
fauxstalgia by TheMaggiest April 16, 2015
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.