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Heartbeats Jealousy 

The jealous feeling of somebody who owns Lady Gaga heartbeats headphones. Also, a person who is so obsessed with Lady Gaga, he/she buys everything with her name on it. This person is jealous of the other person who has these things.
April has Heartbeats Jealousy towards Joe about his Heartbeats and Lady Gaga shirt he had.

two heartbeats

When a girl says she has two heartbeats, she’s saying her pussy has a heartbeat too from being turned on.
Girl: you’re so hot I have two heartbeats!

Boy: damn girl are you really that turned on?
two heartbeats by Indigonutter March 27, 2020

two heartbeats

being turned on
“you’re so sexy”

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”
two heartbeats by bowww April 8, 2024

Two heartbeats

When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats
Boy:*touches the girls' inner thigh*
Girl:"totally not having two heartbeats right now"

Hearteater 

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.
The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.
Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019

Second heartbeat 

A thumping or throbbing expressed by the female genitalia during periods of sexual arousal, response, frustration, or climax. Described by many as being similar to a heartbeat
Just found out guys can feel your second heartbeat and I used to sit on my ex’s lap all the time. Time to drink the pain away
Second heartbeat by Sen. Kammy February 13, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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