Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.
by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014
Get the fapstalgia mug.1. A feeling of yearning for a time in the past, even though you may never have experienced that time yourself.
2. Thinking the past was better than it was, simply because your future hasn't turned out the way you wanted it to.
2. Thinking the past was better than it was, simply because your future hasn't turned out the way you wanted it to.
"Whenever I hear 'Piano Man', I get the weirdest wave of fauxstalgia..."
Looking through her highschool yearbook, Nancy suddenly became fauxstalgic.
Looking through her highschool yearbook, Nancy suddenly became fauxstalgic.
by Sameta2 August 24, 2007
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Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.
by longshottie August 19, 2013
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by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Get the fauxstalgia mug.A fake feeling of nostalgia for something old you didn't actually experience - like Instagram filters and throwback branding from before you could actually walk.
The 20-year old said the X-Pro II filter in Instagram really gave him fauxstalgia for the good old days back in the 1970's.
by TheMaggiest April 16, 2015
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a longing for a past that:
1. really wasn't that great
2. you weren't around for
a longing for a past that:
1. really wasn't that great
2. you weren't around for
When I hear music that reminds me of my crappy old school, I can't help getting a feeling of falstalgia
by falstalgic February 20, 2013
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by Jenka January 20, 2013
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