Fallakbar

When a man stands on a bed and falls on top of a woman, slipping his penis in in the process of falling. If you miss, it’ll hurt.

Oh baby, fallakbar me now.

by MILF6969 December 1, 2019

Fallabama Waffle

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?

by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010

fallabama llama alpaca

When you screw yourself and then laugh and then take off your pants and flick off your snot.

Yesterday i had a fallabama llama alpaca.

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

fallababa

what you say when you fall out of bed

oh shit i just fallababa!

by Kelsie and BLeigh April 25, 2005

fallkward

The awkward time in early fall when it's cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon.

I had to carry a sweater the rest of the time cause it was fallkward.

by Tbrads November 11, 2015

fallakami

A Godly energy entangled in a dark abyssal void with no return..

an otherwise worthless creature

with Unlimited potential.

Follow Fallakami on Soundcloud & Spotify

by Yeeeeeetyeet December 11, 2021