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Fallabama Waffle 

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?
Fallabama Waffle by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle 

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

fallabama llama alpaca 

When you screw yourself and then laugh and then take off your pants and flick off your snot.
Yesterday i had a fallabama llama alpaca.

fallobama 

1. Fallon, NV + Alabama = Fallobama

2. Fallobama: The place where Grandmothers and Truckers come to rest.

3. A nickname for Fallon, NV, because of its isolated location, "hick"-like inhabitants,and lack of activities.

4. Go to Fallon and find out for yourself, seriously.
1. Howdy, I live in Fallobama, yee-haw.

2. We invented the Fallabama waffle here
fallobama by Redneck from Sparks December 8, 2016

fallalalala... 

Febreze. fallalalala...
fallalalala... by Cleever def. August 24, 2022