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Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to social networks(facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, non-mainstream person who has an impeccable taste in music.
John:"Man I really want to get Becky's attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my virtuoso taste in music."

-Plays said music

Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."

They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.
by cheeseblocks January 24, 2012
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A pay to win app but for music. Most features like unlimited skipping of songs or better sound quality are restricted to the "premium" membership.
Tyrone "Yo Nigga I ain't payin no $9.99 a month just to listen to my damn Spotify music I'm better off just downloading em from youtube"
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by A human male July 22, 2018
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A music listening software that started out alright, but has become difficult to work with and extremely unreliable over time while the developers continue to brag about how "improved" it is.
"Welcome to Spotify, now better than ever!"

"The play button on Spotify stopped working again."

"At Spotify, we listen to our user feedback!"

"I strongly dislike the new UI for the web player and I hope Spotify will listen to community feedback on the new design."

"Unfortunately, this feature is no longer available. After a lot of consideration this feature has been made unavailable."
by WeAreOurOwnGods August 31, 2017
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A great music streaming program.

Made by the swedes.

The prog is so leet even Chuck Norris and MacGyver uses it!

Contains almost every song you can think of, except The Beatles, AC/DC and Metallica, due to some copyright thingies.

-Hey, heard ot the new music program, Spotify?
-No, is it good?
-Yeah. You want it? I can invite you.
by TomCrazy February 07, 2009
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to search an artist or an artist's song(s) using the popular music engine, Spotify.
"What else does Jamie Grace sing? Oh never mind I'll just spotify her."

"Yeah I just spotified her too."
by jjliu522 December 27, 2011
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A website/app that claims to be free but in the end if you don't have internet access you have to pay $11 a month to listen to the playlist you can literally just download off Youtube.

The good only Quality about Spotify though, is that unlike Pandora, you can choose what music you listen to without random songs.

Unfortunately, people make their own playlists then share them, so we have an overload of rap songs and the Suicide Hotline song...
Person A: "Yo, Spotify is lit"

Person B (The sensible one): "Dude, you have to pay for it to use it on a Playstation, Roku, or Xbox. You also have to pay for offline listening...

Person A: "JAKE PAUL SAID TO DAB ON THEM HATERS AND U A HATER!!!11!11!!1!!!" *dabbing like an idiot*

Person B: "Why am I friends with you?"
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by dracman21YT December 13, 2017
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To give unnecessary, annoying inputs in the middle of a pleasant conversation, discussion or speech.
a. He's totally Spotified that seminar with those dumb questions
b. We're discussing the Eurozone crisis, can you please stop Spotifying us with your comments
by KJo112 June 24, 2012
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