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To be so drunk that you think you're on Iron Chef.
I was so fileted last night that after we got home from the bar, I put my fish sticks in my ears and sang "Rock the Casbah!"
fileted by RobinsHood September 4, 2013
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State of being. specifically, being filetd involves one obtaining a state of cross fadedness. Most commonly done by one ingesting la flam aka marijuana and any sort of alcoholic beverage. Thus causing an individual to become filetd.
Yo b I was filetd to shit last night after I ripped that blunt and shotgunned 3 tallboys.
filetd by Anihc1 November 8, 2017
Related Words
Filete - Fee-Lea-Te - spanish for steak... but of course within a select part of the Cuban American population, its meaning has been bastardized for slang purposes
meanings:
a) wasted
b) damn
c) gettn screwed over
d) calling out latin minimum wage workers
e) Fa-get-about-it
Researched Compiled by the Cubanazo Crew of Vanderbilt University:

wasted - Man we got sooo fileted last night!

damn! - i think she's pregnant! FILETE!

gettn screwed over - realizing your chicken soft taco that u paid for never made it into ur bag - FILETE!

calling out latin minimum wage workers - Oye filete!

Fa-get-about-it - someone trying to give u some money when u bought a round of drinks - two brushes off the shoulder and the disappointment lipsmack... followed by a filete!
filete by Mario Enriquez September 8, 2005

Fileters 

When you try to use your filters , but there’s a block from your brain to your mouth or fingers(text)
I was really excited about the conversation, and I got excited and forgot to engage my fileters from my noggin!
Fileters by Redneckmopargirl September 10, 2019

Jack Filered 

When having sex. If the male is very dominant, and has a vigorous technique - leaving the girl with a vagina as open as the Mexican border it is often stated they have been JACK FILERED.
He was fuckin massive last night, my fanny was gaping! He proper Jack Filered me, my nigga.

filleted 

John came over last night but he filleted, and I'm kinda mad about it.
filleted by whitechick96 February 12, 2020

filleted 

getting extremely fucked up/drunk/high. soaring the skies. living the dream.

pronounced "fill-ay'd"

past tense of "fillet"
dude i got so fucking filleted last night
filleted by brian savage January 10, 2008
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