State of being. specifically, being filetd involves one obtaining a state of cross fadedness. Most commonly done by one ingesting la flam aka marijuana and any sort of alcoholic beverage. Thus causing an individual to become filetd.
Yo b I was filetd to shit last night after I ripped that blunt and shotgunned 3 tallboys.
Filete - Fee-Lea-Te - spanish for steak... but of course within a select part of the Cuban American population, its meaning has been bastardized for slang purposes
meanings:
a) wasted
b) damn
c) gettn screwed over
d) calling out latin minimum wage workers
e) Fa-get-about-it
Researched Compiled by the Cubanazo Crew of Vanderbilt University:
gettn screwed over - realizing your chicken soft taco that u paid for never made it into ur bag - FILETE!
calling out latin minimum wage workers - Oye filete!
Fa-get-about-it - someone trying to give u some money when u bought a round of drinks - two brushes off the shoulder and the disappointment lipsmack... followed by a filete!
When having sex. If the male is very dominant, and has a vigorous technique - leaving the girl with a vagina as open as the Mexican border it is often stated they have been JACK FILERED.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.